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A Yankee strolls into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender extends his lower lip, revealing a toothless gum. He holds this expression, squints his eyes, and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya'all?"
"No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and drawls, "Well what the hell do ya'all do in New Ham-pshire?"
"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals."
The bartender stares for a moment, stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, He's one of us!"