What does a child monster call his parents?
Mummy and Deady...
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?
At bootiques...
What ride do spirits like best at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster...
What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot...
What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
Sleeping booty...
What kind of spirits serve food on a plane?
Airline ghostesses...
What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
High spirits...