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THE BUTCHER SHOP: HOUSE OF GORE!
The goriest haunted house in the Midwest!
The Butcher Shop is a full-size adult-oriented haunted attraction featuring state-of-the-art special effects, and terrifying illusions sure to curdle your blood, and assault your eyes, ears, and nostrils!
The Butcher Shop was created by professional house-haunters for thrill-seekers, and shock-fanatics who expect a gruesome and gore-filled experience from a haunted house!
THE BUTCHER SHOP: HOUSE OF GORE will be reconfigured, improved, and refined each year to provide new chills and thrills for spook-show fanatics, weirdos, and ghouls who prefer the traditional approach to haunted houses! (Including real severed pig heads!)
THE BUTCHER SHOP: HOUSE OF GORE 2013 features brand new scenes, more gore, all the fat, and plenty of PUTRID GRISTLE!!
QUESTIONS:
Do monsters at THE BUTCHER SHOP eat popcorn with their fingers? -NO, they eat the fingers separately.
How do you keep the monsters from biting their nails? -Replace the nails with screws.
Why did the monster knit herself three socks? -Because she grew another foot.
THE BUTCHER SHOP: HOUSE OF GORE 2013 features brand new scenes, more gore, all the fat, and plenty of PUTRID GRISTLE!!
QUESTIONS:
Do monsters at THE BUTCHER SHOP eat popcorn with their fingers? -NO, they eat the fingers separately.
How do you keep the monsters from biting their nails? -Replace the nails with screws.
Why did the monster knit herself three socks? -Because she grew another foot.
